A Brangelina Mad Lib

More ridiculous rumors from the world of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - the latest being that Angelina has quietly offered Brad $90 million for sole custody of the children after realizing their relationship is not going to work out. The daily reports are edging into complete fantasy territory: Angie's pregnant with their seventh child, Brangelina are adopting, Jolie is jealous of Natalie Portman, the couple is enduring a trial separation, Brad tried to set up a meeting with Jennifer Aniston. I realize the high profile duo equals big money for the tabloids and I'm totally a part of that game - but the untruths and conflicting stories seem to be reaching a fevered pitch as of late. Now we're getting into "making shit up" territory. To make things easier and save us all a lot of time, I've attached a link to a Mad Lib generator for your entertainment. Have fun!

[Photo Credit: I honestly don't know what is going on here, but it looks like a blast! Is this some kind of baby shower ritual I'm not aware of? Can any mommies fill me in?]