And I Thought Turbulence Was Bad!

I've had a few unpleasant flights in my time, mainly due to frustration with delays in landing while circling a destination airport. Turbulence also scares the shit out of me. I kind of lose my mind while my boyfriend tries to assure me that we're most likely not going to die that very moment. All in all, it's pretty typical stuff. However, nothing sounds quite as bad as what just happened to this couple... Sarah Hannon and her boyfriend, Daniel Melia, enjoyed several cocktails at an airport lounge in preparation for a long flight from London to Bangalore. Once settled in her seat, Sarah "dozed off" (i.e. passed out, from the sound of it) - only to awaken hours later to find her boyfriend engaged in a sexual act with another passenger! Sarah hit the roof, literally, started screaming (at 30,000 feet) and had to be forcibly calmed down. A woman named Clare, whose father happens to be a descendant of the original Guiness brewers, was the frisky accomplice. All three were arrested upon landing: Sarah for being drunk on an aircraft (You can get arrested for that? Whoops!) and the other two for gross indecency. Probably not the best way to kick off a vacation. In good news for me: next time turbulence hits during a flight, I'll take solace in the fact that it could be worse!