As The Palin World Turns

Who needs afternoon soap operas when you have all this juicy real-life action? Delve with me into the hypocritical life of Sarah Palin and her family. Levi Johnston, baby daddy to Bristol Palin's infant, was recently on the talk show circuit blabbing about his sex life with the former GOP VP candidate's daughter. Levi took the stage on Tyra Bank's show earlier this week, where he revealed he believed that Sarah knew he and Bristol were having premarital sex - under her roof! "I'm pretty sure she probably knew. Moms are pretty smart." Well, we know it would only be a matter of time before the Palins and their press machine blasted back - and, true to form, it didn't take very long at all! Sarah got her mouth around the media to let them know Johnston and his family are a bunch of lying shit-heads. Not one word of Levi's revelations are true, or so they'd like you to believe! Sarah says, "We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration and even distortion of their relationship." She then goes on to note that Bristol is still an active advocate for abstinence. Oh, that's rich! Would you take advice on sex from a teen mom balancing a baby on each hip? Meanwhile, Sarah's sister in-law has been busted for breaking into the same Alaskan home to steal money - twice.