Brad Pitt Wears A Plastic Bag, Still Looks Hot As Hell

brad-pitt-family-niagara-falls.jpgBrad, accompanied by his parents, took Maddox and Pax to Niagara Falls the other day. He still looks good, even in plastic wrap. The group was swiftly accompanied to the front of the line to see the site in privacy. I think I'll try that trick next time I desire to be unmolested by public at large - I'll just call ahead with a curt, "I've got Mr. Pitt in tow. We'll be there in five." Then I'll show up with my BF wrapped in a hoodie and party like a rock star. I think this could work! Meanwhile, Pitt's parents enjoyed sacrificing Angelina over the waterfall spending time with their grandkids - an all too rare event, I'm sure!

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