Breaking News: Ryan Seacrest Is A Douche

ryan-seacrest.jpgHope you were sitting down for that one! Ryan Seacrest took it upon himself to "break the news"  he garnered from a "reliable source" on the air, with no warning, that Britney Spears is pregnant with her third child. The only problem? It's not true! Even more odd is the fact that Brit and Ryan are pals and he could have easily gotten in touch with her people to confirm or deny the rumor. What's more "reliable" than Seacrest's alleged source? His love of seeing his name in print on a regular basis. Mission accomplished. Meanwhile, he's put Britney in yet another awkward situation, forcing the pop princess to deny the allegations. Moreover, it hasn't been confirmed that she's even dating anyone. Suspicions that she's reunited with Kevin Federline and/or is dating one of her backup dancers (Chase Benz) remain as speculation, at best. Unless she visited a sperm bank on her day off... Oh well, I guess press is press - at anyone's expense! Meanwhile, Spears is taking her Circus overseas - she's just added several dates to her tour including Paris, Dublin and Helsinki. 

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