I'm still a little bitter about being forced to celebrate Easter. I had errands to run and everything was closed. I'm talking everything, including Target. I think it's great hard working people got the day off, don't get me wrong. It's the celebration of this particular holiday that's gotten under my skin. I understand Christmas and Thanksgiving, but Easter? Oh, I observed the "holiday" alright - with a bunch of swear words. Thusly, here's an Easter round-up of couples for your captioning pleasure. I'll kick it off...
*Jessica to Tony: I can't fucking believe you couldn't even wait until we were through with dinner before breaking up with me, again. And on Easter!
*Nick to the press: Hey, hey, hey! Mariah is in her own 'Hello, Kitty!' world. She thinks we're still in the bedroom. Don't wake her up. She dressed like an Easter egg for me and she'll kill me if she finds out I took her out in public!
[Photo Credit: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo // Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon]
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