Crazy Chick

How much money does Courtney Love have? Apparently a lot more than I thought because she had the means to buy a dead baby chick stuffed in a matchbox from an artist, who valued the piece at approximately $16,000. Courtney, as I previously mentioned, is in the process of moving to London (but only if Madonna stays away - ha ha). She's holed up in a ritzy hotel while her assistant supervises movers packing up her piles of junk artwork and vintage clothing. Somebody made a tirade worthy mistake when seeing the dead bird in a box and confusing it with "rubbish." It's since been made clear that the "trash" was actually a one-of-a-kind Polly Morgan piece of art - made specifically for Love. I would not want to be in the receiving end of that (understandable) fuck-up! Meanwhile, I'm sure Brits are preparing themselves for Hurricane Courtney - I wish them good luck!