Diminutive Rocker's Plea For The World's Most Sought-After Breasts

salma-hayek-cleavage.jpegPrince has penned a roundabout song of desire to Salma Hayek, using tot Valentina as his "in." The title of the tune bears the same name as Hayek's child with now-husband, Francois-Henri Pinault. The lyrics, when read aloud and without the benefit of slick production, sound pretty juvenile - but there's no mistaking the intent! "Hey Valentina, tell your mama she should give me a call/ When she get tired of runnin' after you down the hall/And she's all worn out from those late-night feedings/and she's ready for another rock and roll meeting." Salma's best friend, Penelope Cruz, also makes the cut, as does a lengthy ode to Hayek's famous assests. I have to make an educated guess that The Purple One's desire will not be met with more than a hearty laugh - but you can't blame a guy for trying!

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