I've Figured Out What Kim Kardashian Meant By "Size 2"

Kim Kardashian has taken to her blog to defend her size and figure after being implicated in a plus-size clothing scandal. Yes, yes - I'm sure you've also read all about it with a solid eye-roll. Here's the brief scoop: Forever 21 is opening a store featuring larger clothing, they mentioned Kim was "a fan," Kim hit the roof and bitched back, blah, blah, blah. She's a size 2, she claims, not a size 2XL. I think she also wrote, "Fuck you, fat people" but then deleted it. I wasn't even going to write about this because it's so ridiculous - until I logged on to Twitter. Kim writes, and I quote, "PeeWee Herman was on my flight today! What is his real name?" I've now figured out that when Kim explained she's a size 2, she meant her brain. That clears up a lot!