My boyfriend has clarified that he would like to redeem his Angelina Jolie Sex Pass for a lifetime membership to the Salma Hayek Boob Fan Club. I have agreed to this on the condition that I can join in. Now that we have his options cleared up, I'd like to lobby for a few of my own. I don't know if he tops my list, but Jason Bateman is definitely in the final 10. He seems like a nice guy (oh, that's hot!) and I think he's adorable. Where was I going with this? Oh, click here for a sneak peek to his new comedy, Extract, directed by humor guru Mike Judge. Bateman has hung in through the Hollywood ups and downs for decades (including the cancellation of one of the best shows ever, Arrested Development) and he's now being rewarded with some fun roles. He's quickly becoming one of comedy's go-to guys. Ben Affleck also stars in the upcoming flick, as Bateman's greasy, local bartender. Cuties Mila Kunis and Kristen Wiig hold down the lady end of the film. I can't wait! It's fun to see Jason take center stage and his deadpanned deliveries should harken back to the golden era of Judge's iconic Office Space. If you're still in a video-watching mood, click here for one of the most bizarre interviews ever! No, not Billy Bob Thorton - it's a woman's five minutes of fame on the local news, as a frustrated reporter tries to get the scoop on her side of the story regarding an alleged cyber-stalking case. She's dressed in a bunny suit, by the way...
My boyfriend has clarified that he would like to redeem his Angelina Jolie Sex Pass for a lifetime membership to the Salma Hayek Boob Fan Club. I have agreed to this on the condition that I can join in. Now that we have his options cleared up, I'd like to lobby for a few of my own. I don't know if he tops my list, but Jason Bateman is definitely in the final 10. He seems like a nice guy (oh, that's hot!) and I think he's adorable. Where was I going with this? Oh, click here for a sneak peek to his new comedy, Extract, directed by humor guru Mike Judge. Bateman has hung in through the Hollywood ups and downs for decades (including the cancellation of one of the best shows ever, Arrested Development) and he's now being rewarded with some fun roles. He's quickly becoming one of comedy's go-to guys. Ben Affleck also stars in the upcoming flick, as Bateman's greasy, local bartender. Cuties Mila Kunis and Kristen Wiig hold down the lady end of the film. I can't wait! It's fun to see Jason take center stage and his deadpanned deliveries should harken back to the golden era of Judge's iconic Office Space. If you're still in a video-watching mood, click here for one of the most bizarre interviews ever! No, not Billy Bob Thorton - it's a woman's five minutes of fame on the local news, as a frustrated reporter tries to get the scoop on her side of the story regarding an alleged cyber-stalking case. She's dressed in a bunny suit, by the way...
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