Justin Timberlake Might Not Be Very Bright

jessica-biel-stripper-powder-blue-4.jpgLongtime readers of this site know that I'm not a fan of Justin Timberlake. I don't understand how he gets the hot girls he does - and how it's always him that does the "dumping." Minus Britney Spears, if the cheating rumors were true. Who knows? Perhaps that set him up for a lifetime of beating women to the punch, relationship-wise. Either way, word is that he might be breaking up with Jessica Biel - even though last week they were supposedly shopping for rings. It's a wild-n-wooly world out there in tabloid-land! Here's a still from
Jessica's upcoming film, "Powder Blue." Do I even need to mention that she plays a stripper for this role? This is who Justin might be breaking up with? Shouldn't he be begging just to stroke her arm? Are there really hotter pieces of ass lined up for this guy? If so, why?  

[Photo Credit: And here's the part where she's still trying to leave something to the imagination!]

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