More Fun In The Sun

lindsay-with-a-giant-soda.jpgWow - if there's a new day, there's a new Lindsay Lohan rumor. The latest is courtesy of The Sun. The tabloid is claiming that Linds was at a party (that part I believe) where she spotted Leonardo Di Caprio, made a beeline for him and commenced with the flirting. While this might sound plausible, let me pull a quote from the article so that you may enjoy the full effect: [Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn't wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory. The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy. As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents.] I'm glad to know the correct spelling of "tac" - as well as the new use of "hotted up." Oh, also interesting is Lohan's long awaited return to flirtations with the peen. Given the source, I don't believe it will be Di Caprio's magic stick that she'll enjoy - but I have no doubt balls will be involved in some fashion. 

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