My Boyfriend Has Not Been Granted An All-Access Jolie Fun Pass

There are lots of things Angelina Jolie has won. Among her prizes are Brad Pitt, six children, Jennifer Aniston's self-esteem and one Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. The latest kudos added to her accomplishments? She's topped the "Sex Pass" list as the one celebrity committed partners would give their lovers a "pass" for engaging in carnal knowledge! Look how well it worked out for Jen! Needless to say, this would not fly at my house.