Not News: Johnny Depp Is Perfect

Johnny Depp was recently spotted aboard his very own luxury cruise ship, kept in the nearby waters of Costa Rica, while he works on a new film in the area. The boat bears the appellation "Vajoliroja" - a combination of the first two letters of each family member's names. (Longtime girlfriend, Vanessa, Johnny, daughter Lily Rose and son, Jack.) The "Too Damn Cute" would be another appropriate title for the privately owned vessel, but it's bad luck to change a boat's name so I guess we'll just have to leave it. I'm stuck in the dreamy fantasy of having Depp as a life partner and father of my children - capped off by naming a boat after our adorable family. Oh, and we also reside full-time in France! I almost forgot. Happy Friday!