Stevie Nicks Says "Hell No!" To Lindsay Lohan

Apparently out of work actress Lindsay Lohan thinks she has enough money to buy Stevie Nicks! Lindsay must be too young to remember the fact that Stevie was in a really successful band called "Fleetwood Mac" and she has enough cash of her own, thank you very much! Linds had hoped to buy the rights of "The Stevie Nicks Story" in a bid to revive her career, but she's been shut down by the lady herself. Nicks says, "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk." Stevie's not just blowing smoke - she notoriously suffered through her own rock-n-roll drug-induced hell. So, if Stevie says "clean it up," you'd be wise to listen! She could also be turned off by Lindsay's attachment to texting and Tweeting. The rock icon believes, "... social graces are gone because manners are gone because all people do is sit around and text. I think it's obnoxious." Meanwhile, I've got an idea to help Lindsay supplement her income. As people continue to lose jobs across the country, some are treating it as a chance to do what they've always wanted - in this case, DJ! Yes, DJ classes are sweeping the nation. For a mere $1,695 you can learn how to help keep a party pumping! What a deal! Perhaps you could get tips from that friend of yours. What was her name again?