Stop Everything!

katie-n-posh-formal-wear.jpgOMG - I hope your world has halted. I know mine has... Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham) is turning 35 years old. I didn't even know that was possible in her world. That's so, like, old. She celebrated with some famous gal pals: J.Lo, Eva Longoria-Parker and Katie Holmes-Cruise. Katie, being the youngest of the bunch, was lured to the high profile birthday dinner with promises of ending the alleged rift with Posh. Instead she was sucked of all her estrogen. Oh, how I jest. Posh sported a "long face" due to the absence of her faded youth, husband David Beckham. Meanwhile, Katie has suffered a loss in her family. Her sister, Tamera, suddenly lost her husband to heart failure over the weekend. Holmes will make her way back to the States for the funeral on Monday. Condolences to their family - and to Posh for her backwards slide to aging. Shame on me - I really do feel sorry for Katie's sister!


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