Suri Says "Adios" To Freedom

She's 3 years old - it's clearly time to get on with it! Suri Cruise turns 3 on Saturday, April 18 and her parents are ready to put her in school. Suri will begin attending the New Village Academy, founded by Will Smith and Jada Pinkett, soon after blowing out the candles on her wheat-free, organic cake. She'll learn her dad's brainwashing religion and will also begin to form the concept of being controlled responsibility. Says a "source" who spoke out about the school: "The children have a lot of responsibilities from a very young age. The school is particularly strict about nutrition, demanding a low-carb, low-sodium and low-sugar organic diet." Sounds like  a blast! I know all children are a product of their parent's beliefs in one way or another - but it seems particularly intense for what the littlest Cruise is about to embark upon. One can only hope that we have a serious rebillion to look forward to when Suri hits her teens!