I think you might need more than a grain of salt to swallow this rumor; try a truckload! Yet another reason has been "revealed" in the excruciatingly long ongoing saga of "why Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up." This time sources claim it's because Brad likes to be super-active in the bedroom and was bummed Jen didn't want to have sex more often, leading him to believe that Jen is a lesbian. Reportedly Brad found his match in Angelina's sexual appetite and finally ended things with Aniston. Another hilarious rumor is that Jennifer knew about Brad and Angie's affair and was relieved that it gave her an out from the rigors of having to bed Brad. I'm laughing so hard right now that I have tears in my eyes! If you dig conspiracy theories, there's also one in this mix to make the ridiculousness complete - it's evil Angie at the root of the lesbian rumors to throw attention Jen's way and keep people from thinking about the book that Pitt and Jolie don't want published. Of course she's found time to spread rumors about Jen while in the midst of filming Salt! It was also Angelina on the grassy knoll, by the way...
I think you might need more than a grain of salt to swallow this rumor; try a truckload! Yet another reason has been "revealed" in the excruciatingly long ongoing saga of "why Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up." This time sources claim it's because Brad likes to be super-active in the bedroom and was bummed Jen didn't want to have sex more often, leading him to believe that Jen is a lesbian. Reportedly Brad found his match in Angelina's sexual appetite and finally ended things with Aniston. Another hilarious rumor is that Jennifer knew about Brad and Angie's affair and was relieved that it gave her an out from the rigors of having to bed Brad. I'm laughing so hard right now that I have tears in my eyes! If you dig conspiracy theories, there's also one in this mix to make the ridiculousness complete - it's evil Angie at the root of the lesbian rumors to throw attention Jen's way and keep people from thinking about the book that Pitt and Jolie don't want published. Of course she's found time to spread rumors about Jen while in the midst of filming Salt! It was also Angelina on the grassy knoll, by the way...
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