Are Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt engaged? Are they really shopping for a home to share together? Will they make it to the alter? Will they inflict their spawn upon the world? I believe the answer is "yes" to all of the above. Paris has found someone good looking enough (quotes from Zoolander are zooming around my brain right now) who has nothing else going on and is willing to take a permanent backseat to her and her antics. Neither one of them is going to let go of this golden opportunity. So yes, I believe wedding bells, a huge house and baby are all on the way for these two. Followed by a divorce? Abso-fucking-lutely. 
Are Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt engaged? Are they really shopping for a home to share together? Will they make it to the alter? Will they inflict their spawn upon the world? I believe the answer is "yes" to all of the above. Paris has found someone good looking enough (quotes from Zoolander are zooming around my brain right now) who has nothing else going on and is willing to take a permanent backseat to her and her antics. Neither one of them is going to let go of this golden opportunity. So yes, I believe wedding bells, a huge house and baby are all on the way for these two. Followed by a divorce? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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