This Beats Fake Tweets

Damn April Fool's Day! How, oh how, to separate the real from the fake? In the case of Lindsay Lohan and her crazy life, only time will tell... A story is starting to gain popularity (reported on April 1) -  it's a tale that involves cash-poor Lindsay, a Maserati and a sex tape. Oh my! Rumor, and this post is strictly that, has it that Lindsay is going to use her vacation in Mexico with Samantha last year as a cover for the "accidental" release of some hot action. Only trick is: it's recent, it's with her and a yet to be unnamed guy, she would stand to make a ton of cash - and she'd be privy to the release date. That's actually more than one trick! The detail that gives me pause amidst all the ridiculousness is the Maserati in question. Lohan doesn't have the funds to drive that kind of vehicle at the moment, yet she's been seen around town in the very fancy car - which, it turns out, has been on loan to her from a porn king! Lindsay's assistant (she still has an assistant?) reportedly sustained some damage to the car (about $10,000 worth) - yet the king is willing to pay for the repairs himself. My impression of the porn industry isn't one rife with people doing things out of the goodness of his/her heart! Then again, this whole story could go the way of fake Tweets - entertaining, but about as much sustenance as cotton candy.