What To Get The Woman Who Has Everything?

Assumably some hot, new cock! That's what I would get Kate Hudson if I'd been invited to her thirtieth birthday blowout. I don't know where I'd procure it, I just know that's what she'd desire most. I almost called this one, "Hey, Kate! Where's your boyfriend?" It was really a tossup. So many options, so much time to rib Hudson about her inability to remain single and introspective for more than a week. Wow, the former "it" girl is 30 years old! Where has the time gone? The stars turned out en masse for the party, held at the home of Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. The guest list, according to People Magazine, included: "Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Justin Timberlake (though without girlfriend Jessica Biel), Matthew McConaughey, Tobey Maguire, Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin, Gwen Stefani, Eva Mendes, Adam Sandler, Zach Braff - even Cher!" However Owen Wilson was notably absent, so I think we can count that relationship officially over. Of course Kate had the time of her life. It will be interesting to see where the next chapter leads her. Hopefully it's back to her acting roots and away from the rom-com fluff she's been leaning on for the past several years.