When I'm Famous, I'll Be Sure To Alert The Press To My Brand-Name Preference Of Vibrator

trista-ryan-baby-sutter.jpgGlory be, Trista and Ryan Sutter have delivered their second child unto the world. It's a baby girl and it's a holy day! Life & Style has the moment to moment updates on the tabloid's website, alerting us to the fact that Blakesley Grace Sutter is a healthy 6 pounds, 2 ounces and was delivered in Colorado, where the couple resides. That's already more information than I personally needed to know about the Sutters. But wait, there's more! L&S, in what I hope is a product plant and not a direct quote, reveals that "... with two healthy children, this will be the last child for the couple. Trista says she plans to get the Essure permanent birth control procedure." Awesome! Now, with Twitter, we can stay up-to-date on the next time Ryan enters Trista - purely for sexual pleasure and not for baby making. Maybe they can throw in the name of their favorite brand of lube, or ribbed condom, for kicks. I am all for safe sex and family planning, but when did it become okay to talk about this in a magazine that has no relation to the topic? On the flip-side, Trista and Ryan have never shied away from whoring themselves out for cash. If that was a "for pay" mention, at least she's backing something responsible. Maybe Bristol Palin will want to pick herself up some Essure. Oh wait, she's touts abstinence. That's free, but diapers are not! 

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