It wouldn't be a week in Hollywood gossip without some mention of Brangelina - and I'm happy to join the gang! Here's an excellent roundup of alleged goings-on in the life of the uber-famous couple, distilled from the tabloids courtesy of Jezebel. Let's go on a "Choose Your Own Adventure" romp... Ok! Magazine writes that the two are considering having more kids, but only if Angie agrees to get married. Brad doesn't want to feel like a single dad! "He needs to know Angie is committed to him." As if hyphenating all the children's names isn't enough? Us Magazine reveals that Shiloh and Suri are not best friends. In fact, they've never met! I would've assumed the Cruises and Jolie-Pitts were not hanging out, much less allowing their children to spend time together. Meanwhile, would you like to know Angie's diet secret? Life & Style has your answer! She eats one salted pretzel as a snack, delivered to her on a platter by an assistant. She calls it "movie dieting" - I call this tidbit "bullshit." Remember the possible engagement, coinciding with more children to follow? Not if the reporters at Star Magazine have their way! According to this week's issue, the couple is undergoing a trial separation - because Brad was going to meet with Jen while in NYC. I just laughed off several pounds! Finally, InTouch Weekly agrees that a split for the duo could be on the horizon - only this would be due to Brad cheating on Angelina with his co-star, Natalie Portman. I think Nat's a little too smart to take on that kind of baggage - even with a really hot face attached. Oh, by the way... what ultimately happened with Brangie's blowout over the nanny? Exactly. 
It wouldn't be a week in Hollywood gossip without some mention of Brangelina - and I'm happy to join the gang! Here's an excellent roundup of alleged goings-on in the life of the uber-famous couple, distilled from the tabloids courtesy of Jezebel. Let's go on a "Choose Your Own Adventure" romp... Ok! Magazine writes that the two are considering having more kids, but only if Angie agrees to get married. Brad doesn't want to feel like a single dad! "He needs to know Angie is committed to him." As if hyphenating all the children's names isn't enough? Us Magazine reveals that Shiloh and Suri are not best friends. In fact, they've never met! I would've assumed the Cruises and Jolie-Pitts were not hanging out, much less allowing their children to spend time together. Meanwhile, would you like to know Angie's diet secret? Life & Style has your answer! She eats one salted pretzel as a snack, delivered to her on a platter by an assistant. She calls it "movie dieting" - I call this tidbit "bullshit." Remember the possible engagement, coinciding with more children to follow? Not if the reporters at Star Magazine have their way! According to this week's issue, the couple is undergoing a trial separation - because Brad was going to meet with Jen while in NYC. I just laughed off several pounds! Finally, InTouch Weekly agrees that a split for the duo could be on the horizon - only this would be due to Brad cheating on Angelina with his co-star, Natalie Portman. I think Nat's a little too smart to take on that kind of baggage - even with a really hot face attached. Oh, by the way... what ultimately happened with Brangie's blowout over the nanny? Exactly. 
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