Yes, That Will Surely Fix It

nick_lachey-vanessa_minnillo-bday.jpgAll Nick Lachey needs to do is dump Vanessa Minnillo and he'll be red-hot again! Somehow a "source" has decided that she's the one holding his career back - not his barely there presence in the press or his lukewarm singing talents. The zenith of Lachey's career, before hooking up with longtime girlfriend Minnello, was a stint on "The Newlyweds" with then wife, Jessica Simpson. Is it finally time to stand up to Joe Simpson and win Jess back? Now that would get you some much needed attention from the tabloids! Believe me, Jessica needs the help as well. You'd be doing an old friend a big favor!

[Photo Credit: This bitch needs to get outta my way and then my career will be on fire again!]

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