Producers and studio heads involved with Transformers 2 must be exceedingly thrilled with the work Megan Fox has been doing to keep herself in the press. It seems that every few days another slightly controversial, discussion-worthy quote by the searingly hot actress pops up somewhere and lands on nearly every blog. Here's the latest, from her interview with Esquire: "I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious
choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about
being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was
bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty
that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl -- Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my
bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but... oh boy!"
Yes, because a fling with Jameson would be so clean! So she can (and does) sleep with men, but another woman who has made the same choice is dirty because men are dirty? What does she think - that her pussy's made of gold, lined with antibacterial dirty-man cleaning agents? Well, okay maybe that's true. She does seem to possess super powers. She'd better watch it though, she's verging on copy infringement for Angelina Jolie's life and we all know Angie doesn't take things lying down - unless it's married men. I'm really gonna start to worry if Megan issues a statement that she's only slept with four men (as Angelina laughably once claimed) while jaunting off to adopt a baby from an impoverished country. Then I'll know the cloning is complete.
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