Diddy's Titties

Well, his alleged girlfriend Cassie actually owns them but you know Diddy's got a lock on that action! Cassie Ventura, Diddy's 22 year old musical protege, most recently made headlines for shaving hair off only half of her head. She's in the news again today, this time for another area of her body. The sometime model claims that an unknown person hacked into her computer and released topless photos, which have promptly landed her in the tabloids. She goes on to chastise the rest of us with, "Now quit acting like you haven't seen a titty before." I have! In fact, I get to see some everyday. It's just one of the many benefits of being a woman. I don't normally take pictures of mine and store them on my hard drive. I just take off my shirt and look in the mirror - no waiting or fear technological interference! Call me old fashioned... Anyways, the "whoops, someone stole my naked pictures" defense has lost a fair amount of credibility these days. You can blame Paris Hilton and Vanessa Hudgens for that! It does work - I didn't give two shits about Cassie's haircut, but I couldn't get up the breast photo fast enough. I guess we're all suckers for the "any press is good press" ploy.