Gwyneth Gets The "Great Tits" Nod From Director

censored-paltrow-tit.jpgI guess Gwyneth Paltrow lands on the opposite spectrum of Mary Louise Parker - she allegedly shows off her tits with no coercing at all! Apparently her upcoming film, Two Lovers, requires some nudity - but, being the professional she is, she wanted to make sure everything was up to par. What's a girl to do? She invited the movie's director, James Grey, into her trailer to see her breasts. Now, there's an interesting day at work - that usually doesn't fly at the office! Here's what Gwyn had to say: ["I don't care about nudity, I'll give you everything you need. But I've had two children and I just don't think they look very good any more. Do me a favour, come into my trailer and I'll show them to you and if you think they look OK I'll do it.] Naturally, the appropriate compliments were paid and now Gwynie's titties - you know, those nipples Brad Pitt used to suck on, will be coming to the big screen! I guess she's tired of husband, Chris Martin's feedback and had to step outside the marriage for a second opinion. But really, what would James or Chris say in that instance? Who doesn't want to see breasts? What's the old saying? 
Even a bad piece of pizza is still pizza.


[Click here for the uncensored shot, if you're so inclined. I agree with the director - everything looks camera ready! Standing at attention, waiting for Pitt's return perhaps?]

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