Here's How To Ensure The End Of A Marriage, If You're So Inclined

Katie Price is big-breasted, orange and obnoxious. She's also a sometime model who goes by the name Jordan. She's married to a one-hit wonder named Peter Andre, who must be vying for the title of "Hetero Male Most Groomed Within An Inch Of His Life" - competing with only David Beckham. At least Becks has a little 'ommph' to him. The couple is from London. They are trying to conquer America. They are failing. I never write about these characters because I don't care about them. Then I saw this picture of Katie and decided to say a little something, hence the brief synopsis. These are supposedly the pictures that helped Peter decide to end his faux union to Katie. If that's all it took, then Peter must have a pretty low threshold! I jest; actually he's probably been pushed to the limit. From everything I've seen, she pretty much looks drunk and greasy all the time. Here's proof that she's a handful 24/7 - click here to see her passed out in public just before Mother's Day and click here to see her mounting a display of her own books. Anyways, apparently these two are getting divorced. I hope they had a really good prenup in place. You can say a lot of things about Katie, but she is the primary money maker in that home. The duo have two children together and Katie has one child from a previous relationship. Good luck!