Ashton Kutcher may be deleting his Twitter account. I know! I just felt the earth shift as well. My limbs went kind of numb and tingling. I wasn't sure what the feeling was; and then I identified as pure, unadulterated grief. How could I live without daily gems, such as: ["When I was 7, I took gymnastics. I should have stuck with it." and "I feel like they should come up with a new name for a midnight meal when working nights."]
Riveting stuff! I laugh myself silly - though probably not for the reasons Kutcher intended. Here's what he has to say about why he might be Twitter-free soon, via Perez Hilton:
[Variety reported on Monday that the booming Web 2.0 company
are in the works to create a reality program that would put "ordinary
people on the trail of celebrities in a revolutionary competitive format." Ashton whined on his Twitter on Tuesday about the possible
TV show, saying: "Wow I hope this isn't true. I really don't like being
sold out. May have to take a twitter hiatus... It's all fun and games until
someone gets stalked.]
Here's an idea: use Twitter as a place to store your "compelling" thoughts, but leave out details of your actual location. Brilliant, I know. Threats of stalking and over-sharing sure didn't seem to be an issue when he was Tweeting about his wife's panties, by the way. Apparently he doesn't care about the million people he'd leave hanging!
[Photo Credit: Say it ain't so!]
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