I Want Mickey!

Damn, why do rich people have enough money to block the good stuff? What happened to the "trickle down" theory? Rumor has it that another Angelina Jolie tell-all is in the works, this time by famed unauthorized biographer, Andrew Morton. Mr. Morton is renowned for his choices in subject matter including Princess Diana, Monica Lewinsky, the Beckhams and Tom Cruise. The only problem is as his reputation grows, his access to privileged information (i.e. the dirt) becomes more restricted. The onset of his career found him direct contact with Princess Di. By the time the Tom Cruise book rolled around, Morton was beleaguered with threats of lawsuits. Jolie will surely prove to be no different. Angelina is not exactly known for giving in; she will fight tooth and nail for her privacy. Andrew may indeed write the book, but juicy revelations might be few and far between. It's a shame her former bodyguard's tome (Mickey Brett) will never see the light of day. Now that would have been a good read!