If Kiefer Sutherland Headbutts Someone In The Forest And No One Is Around To See Him, Is It Still A Headbutt?

kiefer-sutherland-devil-horns.jpgThat, ladies and gentlemen, is apparently the point Kiefer's legal team is hoping to make! Okay, not really. Here's his official statement, via his lawyers

"We are troubled by the untruthful and self-serving information circulating regarding Kiefer Sutherland and events of last Monday evening. We are confident, however, that the investigation being conducted by the Manhattan District Attorney's Office and the NYPD will confirm that Kiefer Sutherland was neither the instigator nor a wrongdoer in this incident. Out of respect for this law enforcement process, Kiefer Sutherland will not be making any comment."

Tons of people saw him do this - it was a very public event. However, if he was somehow defending Brooke Shields, I sure wish she'd come forward and reveal this information. Not that headbutting is necessarily the best way to get someone to apologize to the other party in question. Unless you happen to be children, in which case it works great! Sadly, these are adults so the 'hitting someone and running away' doesn't seem to be working out too well here. By the way, have you seen the photo of Jack McCollough the day after the alleged incident? I'm no doctor, but that doesn't look like a broken nose to me... Can you really wear sunglasses the day after your schnoz was supposedly smashed by someone else's head? Just asking! 

[Photo Credit: Kiefer will fuckin' rock you!]

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