Listen, we all know there are deals going down on gossip blogs. Celebrities do stupid shit and we write about it. Sometimes they work, and we also write about that to assuage our guilty consciences for the rest of the time that we make fun of them. Someone, however, is not playing fair. That person in question is Ryan Reynolds. I'm a longtime fan, first time commenter on Ryan's career. I talk about his wife, Scarlett Johansson, a lot because she is young and hot. Ryan is also hot and still falls in the young category. So why not do what hot people who are into each other do and make out in public? I'm really gonna need Ryan to give me a little something something here soon. This even-keeled, "privacy in your perfect marriage" thing is not working for me. I'm not sensing an even trade. I need scandal to remain interested. I'll write about Ryan today in order to let you all know that he's scored his own spinoff from his screen-stealing turn in the X-Men Origins: Wolverine flick. Reynolds has secured his own movie, based on his wise-cracking Deadpool character. That will ensure cash (for him) and that he'll keep on rocking that super-fit bod (for me for Scarlett). The Wolverine film will also see a sequel - no surprise, given all the money the film has raked in at the box office. More of Hugh Jackman is never a bad thing. Back to Ryan: you got your free press off of me, pal. Next time I write about you it better be because you and your wife got drunk on tequila and decided it would be a good idea to suck on each other's nipples at an awards ceremony. Until then, you sir are cut off. 
Listen, we all know there are deals going down on gossip blogs. Celebrities do stupid shit and we write about it. Sometimes they work, and we also write about that to assuage our guilty consciences for the rest of the time that we make fun of them. Someone, however, is not playing fair. That person in question is Ryan Reynolds. I'm a longtime fan, first time commenter on Ryan's career. I talk about his wife, Scarlett Johansson, a lot because she is young and hot. Ryan is also hot and still falls in the young category. So why not do what hot people who are into each other do and make out in public? I'm really gonna need Ryan to give me a little something something here soon. This even-keeled, "privacy in your perfect marriage" thing is not working for me. I'm not sensing an even trade. I need scandal to remain interested. I'll write about Ryan today in order to let you all know that he's scored his own spinoff from his screen-stealing turn in the X-Men Origins: Wolverine flick. Reynolds has secured his own movie, based on his wise-cracking Deadpool character. That will ensure cash (for him) and that he'll keep on rocking that super-fit bod (for me for Scarlett). The Wolverine film will also see a sequel - no surprise, given all the money the film has raked in at the box office. More of Hugh Jackman is never a bad thing. Back to Ryan: you got your free press off of me, pal. Next time I write about you it better be because you and your wife got drunk on tequila and decided it would be a good idea to suck on each other's nipples at an awards ceremony. Until then, you sir are cut off. 
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