I'm So Embarrassed That "Candid" Bikini Photo Landed On The Internet

What did I do on Memorial Day? I know you must be wondering! Well, I got caught in a tiny bikini at a beach - this photo of me spreading my ass checks accidently landed on the Internet today. I know, I'm so embarrassed. I had no idea that camera was there! Okay, it's not me - though I'm tempted to pretend it is, if only to watch my male demographic "swell." I was actually at my favorite watering hole, enjoying some Bloody Marys with friends. I also donated some money and gifts to a local drive, which is sending the goodies to our hard working soldiers overseas. (Thanks to the fabulous Juliette!) That was the good stuff. Some bad stuff happened as well - and when I become a writer capable of sharing shameful moments with the bravery, honesty and wit of David Sedaris I will reveal the other, darker side. Until then, let's just pretend that's my fabulous ass and I was a model citizen during an otherwise "lost weekend." The photo is courtesy of What Would Tyler Durden Do - he really has a knack for posting the most salacious pictures. I am a woman and I love to look at other women. I guess that became illegal in California today. Click here, here and here if you feel like bucking the system!