Lance Armstrong has an authorized biography coming out, appropriately titled "Lance." Don't go out on a limb with the creativity! Anyways, like any good celeb with a project to pimp, Armstrong did his duty and sold-out a former lover for a little publicity. Who did he throw under the bus? His ex-girlfriend, Sheryl Crow. The two were engaged - and apparently his proposal is what pushed her over the edge. Here's what Lance has to say: "She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I
didn't want that, but I didn't want that at the time because I had just gotten
out of a marriage, I'd just had kids (Luke, Grace and Bella). Yet we're up against her biological
clock - that pressure is what cracked it." He can conquer the Tour de France, but he couldn't handle Crow? I'm sure Sheryl will be thrilled to learn that Lance has painted her as dried-up goods. Neat! She should change her name to Prune Crow and call it a day. If she hadn't been so dang old and could have held out to have a baby on Lance's clock instead of her own... well, who knows what may have happened! The couple split in 2007. Sheryl proceeded to adopt a child, Wyatt Steven Crow. (She was also later embroiled in quite a scandal with Northern Trust Bank. But that's another story.) Lance went on to date Kate Hudson before reality slapped him across the face. Armstrong is finally ready for that fourth kid. He'll be having a baby with his girlfriend, Anna Hanson, next month. 
Lance Armstrong has an authorized biography coming out, appropriately titled "Lance." Don't go out on a limb with the creativity! Anyways, like any good celeb with a project to pimp, Armstrong did his duty and sold-out a former lover for a little publicity. Who did he throw under the bus? His ex-girlfriend, Sheryl Crow. The two were engaged - and apparently his proposal is what pushed her over the edge. Here's what Lance has to say: "She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I
didn't want that, but I didn't want that at the time because I had just gotten
out of a marriage, I'd just had kids (Luke, Grace and Bella). Yet we're up against her biological
clock - that pressure is what cracked it." He can conquer the Tour de France, but he couldn't handle Crow? I'm sure Sheryl will be thrilled to learn that Lance has painted her as dried-up goods. Neat! She should change her name to Prune Crow and call it a day. If she hadn't been so dang old and could have held out to have a baby on Lance's clock instead of her own... well, who knows what may have happened! The couple split in 2007. Sheryl proceeded to adopt a child, Wyatt Steven Crow. (She was also later embroiled in quite a scandal with Northern Trust Bank. But that's another story.) Lance went on to date Kate Hudson before reality slapped him across the face. Armstrong is finally ready for that fourth kid. He'll be having a baby with his girlfriend, Anna Hanson, next month. 
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