It's Time To Stop Tweeting And Act Like Goddamn Adults

Jesus Christ you two, give it a rest! If I were in any way allowed authority over Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, I would ground them and take away whatever implements they use to Tweet incessantly. It was already ridiculous and annoying, but using Twitter while at the White House Correspondent's Dinner is really over the top. That strikes me as so rude and immature - especially while in the company of the President. Sit still for a moment and be where you're at without the aid of a computer. Keep a freakin' diary if you feel the need to document every second of your life. But please, whatever you do, don't tell me "Demi claims Obama gave her the 'what's up' smile. Meanwhile, all I got was the 'who farted' squint."