Kanye Is Paranoid


Kanye West might have a lot of reasons to feel paranoid - the least of which is the latest rumor that his booty-licious girlfriend, Amber Rose, might have cheated on him. Kanye probably thinks it's cheating if she looks in the mirror - that would mean she's checking out somebody other than him. Perhaps he's paranoid that despite having pronounced a profound dislike of books, he's recently "written" one. Maybe the panicky feeling comes from recent photos of Rihana exiting West's apartment building. Of course it could be due to the fact that his CAPS KEY IS ON LOUD. That would make anyone nervous. 

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