Kate Hudson Perfects Her Man Eating Skills

I'm sure this "relationship" will be over by the time I'm done with this post, but I have a duty to keep you informed... Kate Hudson has been seen in the arms of new man - this time the fling in question is none other Madonna's ex, Alex Rodriguez (aka A-Rod and/or A-Roid)! She sure does love the womanizers - she's previously been linked to Owen Wilson and Lance Armstrong, who have some heavy duty reputations of their own. Kate and A-Rod were seen kissing at Mustang Grill, a Manhattan eatery. Patrons were asked by the staff not to go in the back room because Kate and Alex were there. Way to help keep it like a secret! Celebs get all the perks - the least of which include server-endorsed private make-out sessions in public places. Meanwhile, when she's not shoving her tongue down A-Rod's throat, she's off filming a "dramatic" crime-thriller called The Killer Inside Me. No, it's not about STDs. How do we know it's a serious role for Kate? Because she's dyed her hair brown. Always a great indicator of character transformation in the pantheon of amazing actresses. Meryl Streep uses that trick all the time. I'm pretty excited about this film - it stars two of my favorite actors, Casey Affleck and Simon Baker. It will also feature a brunette Kate, leaving her acting chops to her locks, as well as Jessica Alba as a hooker. What more do you need?