Mel Gibson is kinda old - regardless, he's getting ready to be a father for the eighth time, courtesy of his mistress turned legitimate girlfriend! His sperm must have been blessed by Michael Phelps - and I'm sure Oksana Grigorieva is thrilled he hit his mark. Nothing says "blessed new life" like hitting "big time payday." As Crazy Days & Nights pointed out, it's not exactly a coincidence that Mel is getting a divorce. Gibson and his wife Robyn had been separated for three years, yet they suddenly decided to make the split official. That's most likely because there's a baby on the way! Rocket scientists, please continue what you were doing - we've got this.

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