Mother's Day Ain't All It's Cracked Up To Be If You're Katie Holmes

Rumors have been swirling for awhile that Tom Cruise has been quite anxious for Katie Holmes to give Suri a sibling. Sounds like the pressure's been heating up between perfectionist Tom and zombie Katie. I think she'd do just about anything to get out of having another baby with Cruise - the more kids she has, the harder it's gonna be to make a break for it! It seems that Tom's constant scrutiny is making Katie feel inadequate; allegations like that don't exactly set the stage for baby-making. But wait, there's more! Here's a little tidbit, courtesy of Showbiz Spy: "But he hoped she'd have a brother or sister by now. They agreed to try as soon as Katie finished her Broadway play in January, but it hasn't happened. Tom's control, through Scientology, has been almost unbearable for Katie. But the more she's fought it, the tougher he gets. Never having any space to herself is stressful for her." Meanwhile, ex-Scientologist John Duigan says that the alleged cult will use powerful mind control techniques to help Tom obtain his objective. Sounds romantic! Happy Mother's Day, Katie. I hope you treat yourself to an airplane ticket and a fake passport.