Nicole Richie Is Growing A Tiny Penis

Thumbnail image for joel-madden-pregnant-nicole-richie.jpgKind of like growing a Chia Pet, but human! Rumor has it (and it's a pretty big rumor, given the source is In Touch Weekly) that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are expecting a baby boy. Here's the details, of their color choice that is, via the Weekly's "source": 

"Joel bought water-based paint for the nursery and -- surprise, surprise -- it's blue. Plus, she recently ordered some plush animals and infant toys from FAO Schwarz, and everything just happens to be blue."

As Hollyscoop pointed out, the last time the couple was expecting, In Touch claimed it was a boy - instead the couple was gifted with adorable Harlow Winter. I'm sure you're all waiting breathlessly to learn the gender of the spawn Richie and Madden "planned by love" - but you're just going to have to wait! 


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