Paris Continues To Consort With Classy Company

If only this had been a post about the Kardashian family - then the title could have been klassed up with "k's." Live to dream, peeps. Anyways, Paris Hilton and her dog boy-toy Doug Reinhardt left L.A. for, like, an entire week and naturally had to throw themselves a welcome back party when they returned. (Not like we had a chance to "miss" them - Paris Tweeted several times a day during her Caribbean vacation and posted numerous make-out sessions with "her love.") The party, of course, got wild and lasted well into Tuesday morning. Yeah, I can imagine the cocaine joy coursing through her friends as they celebrated the use of her mansion welcomed her back with open legs arms. Her well-heeled neighbors naturally weren't too thrilled with the noisy mayhem and called the cops. Soon after the party broke up, the people who are unfortunate enough to live around Hilton noticed an unpleasant side effect - not a burning sensation! Rather, many of the very expensive cars at the surrounding homes had been egged and keyed! Paris has been questioned. Though the police don't believe she's the culprit, they've naturally been lead to believe that guests at the rowdy soiree are involved. Further details are still being sussed out by the cops.