[David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a
party on his friend's yacht. As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down
Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris
didn't care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck
so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door
so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them
and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior.
Everyone congratulated the captain.]
Her family must be so proud! Cash can't buy you class, no matter how hard you try. Is she having a mid-life crisis or something? What's her deal lately? She's been acting like a teen at Hot Topic kissing an Edward Cullen pillowcase.

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