Paris Gets "Canned"

paris_hilton_doug_reinhardt_cannes_yacht.jpgEveryone's seen photos Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt's inappropriate displays of affection at the recent Cannes Film Festival - but not everyone was amused! David Furnish, Elton John's husband, invited Paris and Doug along on his yacht; but the couple didn't stay onboard for long. Apparently Hilton thought it would be a great idea to continue her public licking of Reinhardt, much to the dismay of the fellow passengers. Here's what went down, and this time it wasn't Paris

[David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend's yacht. As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn't care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior. Everyone congratulated the captain.]

Her family must be so proud! Cash can't buy you class, no matter how hard you try. Is she having a mid-life crisis or something? What's her deal lately? She's been acting like a teen at Hot Topic kissing an Edward Cullen pillowcase. 

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