President Obama Can Take A Load Off

Paris Hilton has got this, bitches! It turns out Paris is actually "the busiest person on the planet" according to her lawyer, Michael Weinstein. If "busiest person on the planet" means "acting like a total whore 24/7" then yes, she is booked solid. Hilton has had a hefty lawsuit (to the tune of $8.3 million) thrown her way, courtesy of the Worldwide Entertainment Group. The conglomerate claims that Paris didn't do enough to promote her film "National Lampoon's Pledge This" when it went to DVD after a limited run in theaters. Hilton's team claims that Paris did honor her contract to promote the flick and that she'd never agreed to do as much for the DVD release. Her lawyers also say that investors made unreasonable and last minute demands on the "actress" that threatened to strain her already packed schedule. Yes, the rigorous demands of celebrating her birthday multiple times over the span of two months combined with random hookups, a new relationship and club appearances, like, totally can't compare to anyone else's schedule. How does she find the time?  Paris is currently on vacation in the Caribbean, for real.