Say It Like I Say It

Madonna is reportedly paying $1,000 a week for Jesus Luz to learn English. Those speech lessons ain't free and M rarely does something without a motive - she must want him to respond in her native tongue when she bosses him around! We all know it's "my way or the highway" in Madge's world, but now it appears that it extends to what comes out of her lover's mouth as well. Just when I thought Madonna couldn't get anymore extreme... Guy Ritchie must be loving his life and his reclaimed freedom!