"Sealing The Deal"

Pete-Wentz-Dancing-Girls-Vegas.jpgRumor has it that Ashlee Simpson may be pregnant for a second time, reportedly in a bid to "seal the deal" with her "hubs," Pete Wentz. Isn't that situation already a pretty set thing? The ink is dry on the marriage certificate and baby number one, Bronx, is already here. All that's missing are the matching tattoos. A "friend" in Ashlee's camp revealed that Ash hopes a second child with the wayward "rocker" will help bring them closer together and quell turbulence in their troubled marriage. Yes, there's nothing a guy loves more than the added stress of another child to make him feel like sticking around! Then again Simpson isn't known for being the brightest bulb and is most likely taking relationship advice from sister Jessica, so maybe this twisted logic somehow makes sense to her. Here's a little something, via Snarkerati

["He loves Ash and Bronx, but he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn't want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time. Ashlee is reportedly hoping that the new baby will keep the two of them "bonded." She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal."]

If this is true, there's only one word to describe the situation: disaster. 

[Photo Credit: Pete in Vegas, hours after Ashlee returned home with baby Bronx. Would you have another kid with this man?]

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