She Might Be Too Pretty To Act, But She Ain't Too Pretty To Sing

jessica-biel-stripper-powder-blue-4.jpgJessica Biel's famous recent statement in Allure Magazine caused quite a stir, but apparently it hasn't held her back. Check this out

["I just want an opportunity," the 7th Heaven vet tells Allure in its June issue. "If you don't like the audition, then don't hire me. But if you don't even want to see me - that's hurtful." She adds that her good looks often are a drawback when it comes to casting. "It really is a problem," she says. "I have to be blunt."] 

Somehow, she's managed to carry on - she's landed a role in a musical, despite her blinding beauty! How does she do it? Jess will be playing the role of Sarah Brown in a Hollywood Bowl production of Guys & Dolls. I'm on the edge of my seat! Can Jessica actually sing? Will she run her boyfriend's falsetto through her mic? Will the audience be so distracted by her hotness that they won't even be able to concentrate - in which case it won't matter if she can hold a tune or not? So many questions! 

[Photo Credit: The epitome of stunning beauty - it's just like looking at the frickin' Mona Lisa. I think it's actually her hoo-haw that's singing in the picture above.]

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