She Should Donate Her Breasts To "Opposite Marriage"

Carrie Prejean, Miss California and failed Miss USA, has a mighty nice rack - and it turns out the bill for her implants was footed by the Miss California Organization! They managed to "fix" her breasts in time for the Miss USA competition - too bad they forgot to fix her brain. I didn't know she had fake boobs; I just thought they were full of Michael Phelps's bong smoke. Maybe Carrie should pay back the Miss California Organization for her tits by holding a Kissing Booth for charity - except in this instance, instead of a kiss, you get to smother your face in her fake boobs. Boys only, bitches!