Slap My Face

nick-mariah-from-behind-with-a-cupcake.jpgI need to wake up! I just dozed off writing about Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's one year anniversary celebration in Vegas. Yes, the arduous task of being married for an entire year does warrant a blowout party. They say the first year is the hardest, especially when you've got a cadre of butlers and personal assistants all up in your business. How did they do it? I hope she comes out with a book. I'm getting hitched next year and could really use some advice. I think Mariah is just the person to give it! I wonder what kind of kinky action these two have going on - normally an anniversary is celebrated as a twosome, between the couple that is married. Carey and Cannon had a function that included fifty people in Sin City! Dang, maybe I shouldn't be so quick to write off Mariah after all. I don't think the "possible pregnancy" rumors are going to be quelled anytime soon; the fete menu included macaroni & cheese, mashed potatoes, chocolate chip cookies and a Duncan Hines Yellow Cake. Geez, what are ya'll doing? Storing up for winter?

[Photo Credit: From behind, with a cupcake. That's how she likes it, for anyone taking notes.]

1 Comments

meh, this is not interesting in any way. Can't we read about something or someone that is actually making a contribution in the music industry right now? here, here is a new one for you: The Band IceBloc, there are more too... Mariah is old.

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