Oh, Britney - we've missed you! Though she's come a long way from her crazy days of yore, it doesn't mean she's totally back on track. Take this lovely incident: [The pop tart took time off from her "Circus" tour to do an
Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. "They dressed her in
all these beautiful couture clothes -- and, well, let's just say she forgot what
time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty."]
Sounds like somebody needed a Maxi pad. Where was her assistant? I blame him or her. Brit is a busy pop star, she can't be expected to remember everything. Geez. If Mariah Carey can have a personal cleavage handler, then Spears should surely be allowed a twat minder.
[Photo Credit: Could y'all check my pussy? I'm not sure if it needs tending to...]
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