The Old Married Lady

Scarlett Johansson commits the classic "just married" mistake - chopping off the locks! We don't want another Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt debacle on our hands. (Jen famously cut her mane soon after marrying Brad and then scrambled to get extensions when he confessed he liked her hair long.) Good thing Scarlett still has that famous rack! I worry about Ryan Reynolds, Johannson's husband, and I care about his happiness - even if he's behind on delivering his end of the bargain. What's next Scar-Jo? Sweatpants?